Scary Costume

A funny poem about the scariest halloween costume ever

With an evil eye that can stop you cold,

and a bulbous warty nose,

a furrowed brow, a nasty scowl,

and old out-dated clothes,

my costume is the scariest

the world has ever seen.

I'm not an ogre, ghost, or ghoul,

I'm a teacher for Halloween.

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