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My Science ReportA funny Thanksgiving poem.All things are attracted by gravy. I'm sure that you all will agree if suddenly there was no gravy Oh what a strange world it would be. The astronauts have zero gravy. No gravy would be a real curse. The thought of a day with no gravy makes my stomach work in reverse. It keeps all the planets in orbit. Yes, gravy is strong, sure enough. And Jupiter has so much gravy that you could be crushed by the stuff. That science report taught a lesson, (though it's score was much less than ideal): Don't write your report about gravity right before a big Thanksgiving meal. The Above Poem * Copyright © 2006 |