Mistletoe Millie

Mistletoe Millie

A funny poem about not getting kissed.


The whole family's gathered
and Mistletoe Millie
is kissing and smooching
and acting all silly.
She got Grampie Zeke
and kissed him on the cheek.
She caught Cousin Flynn
and kissed him on the chin.
She found Mr. Fips
and kissed him on the lips!
She ran up to me
but I figured it out,
I held up our dog,
which she kissed on the snout.
She found it so gross
that she fell on the floor.
Guess she won't try
to kiss me anymore.

The Above Poem * Copyright ©  2006
by Robert Pottle * All Rights Reserved
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