Mucus Lament

Mucus Lament

Beggers aren't the only one who can't be choosers. 


I don't care much for handkerchiefs
and tissues are too flimsy.
I hate the prodding fingers
that come picking at their whimsy.

Eaters are disgusting.
Sleeves are used by losers.
I'd much prefer to stay right here
but boogers can't be choosers.

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by Robert Pottle * All Rights Reserved
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