Funny Poems

• Play a slideshow of a school visit by Robert Pottle.

• Listen to a Podcast with recordings from school visits.

You're busy. I know. Here are the Don't-Make-Me-Read-Too-Much answers to some questions about school vists. Links to longer answers have been provided.

Question: How much does a school author visit cost?

Short answer: $1200 plus travel expenses.

Long Answer: There are several ways to save money...

Question: How much do travel expenses cost?

Short answer: It most often ranges between $0 and $300.

Long answer: The good news about travel expenses...

Question: Your rates are lower than many children's authors. Does this mean your school visits aren't as good?

Short answer: No! (Please read long answer).

Long Answer: Occasionally a school will tell me that...

Question: Does this mean you do less than other children's authors during your school visit?

Short answer: No. In fact, just the opposite.

Long answer: Again, I was a first grade teacher for ten years...

Question: Are your school visits any good?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: I think you'll find that I am extremely qualified...

Question: Do your author visits focus more on Enlightening, Inspiring, or Entertaining the children?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: All of my school visits strive...

Question: Has every one of your school visits been fantastic?

Short answer: No

Long answer: Any children's author who answers yes...

Visit robertpottle.com to get your free quote , see a menu of presentations that I give and learn about my audio visits to schools .